The Vulgar Album, by HARD MAN

The Vulgar Album

by HARD MAN

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1.	Turd Burglar (One Who Burgles Turds) 00:50	buy track
2.	Jizzum (Kid Sauce) 00:33	buy track
3.	Anal Prism (Infected Champagne Bottle) 00:35	buy track
4.	Big Jebs (Top Bollocks) 00:37	buy track
5.	Slack Fannied (Loose Clunge) 00:36	buy track
6.	The Herman Gelmet (Slag Hammer) 00:58	buy track
7.	Dick Splat (Sticky Back) 01:00	buy track
8.	The Gash (Slit) 00:54	buy track
9.	Buckbag (Sleg) 00:30	buy track
10.	Dripping Like A Fucked Fridge 00:39	buy track
11.	Fingering? 00:30	buy track
12.	Fisting? 00:28	buy track
13.	Man Muck (Cock Boke) 00:37	buy track
14.	Dick Head (Cock Nose) 00:51	buy track
15.	Needledick (Banana Up The M2) 00:39	buy track
16.	Shite Hawk (Cunting Pigeon!) 00:23	buy track
17.	Donkey Fuck Stick Love Rod (Womb Broom) 01:01	buy track
18.	Fanny Fart (Stink Blurt) 00:20	buy track
19.	Cum Bucket (Roomy Vagina) 00:45	buy track
20.	Tit Fuck (Doing The Slimy Melon) 00:36	buy track
21.	Baby Batter-Filled Minge (Hairy Meringue Pie) 00:35	buy track
22.	Fuck Face (Face Of Fuck) 00:19	buy track
23.	Cunterweight (Fat Arse Load BEEP BEEP) 00:39	buy track
24.	Hoor (Whoring Tramp Slag) 00:36	buy track
25.	Mouth-Shitting Orgy (Turd-Gargling) 00:30	buy track
26.	Knob Jockey (Prick Teasing Faggot) 00:24	buy track
27.	Ball-Licking Slut (Pube Mouth) 00:48	buy track
28.	The Growler (Weeping Angry Beaver) 00:38	buy track
29.	Cock Nose (Dick Head) 00:37	buy track
30.	Jap's Eye (Salty Pus Scab) 00:23	buy track
31.	Big Shit And Blood-Stained Buttplug (Chubber) 00:52	buy track
32.	Wank-A-Tank (27/09/2012) 00:21	buy track
33.	Cum-Drained Meat Rod (Blue Balls) 00:32	buy track
34.	Skull Fuckery (Newborn Kitten Eyes) 00:40	buy track
35.	Fat Funbags On Flabby Fucktard (Drowning Dogs In Ikea Bags) 00:49	buy track
36.	Slippery Flaps (Greasy Labia) 00:40	buy track
37.	Spunk Lips (Face For Cock-Munching) 00:27	buy track
38.	KREBS (Terrifying Genital Itching) 00:51	buy track
39.	Dick Bomb (Ballick Semtex) 00:46	buy track
40.	Sex Wee (Tadpole Teardrops) 01:03	buy track
41.	Ball Beg (Nut Sak) 00:28	buy track
42.	Flebby Lips (Chunky Girl Monster Clunge) 00:54	buy track
43.	The Axe Wound (Never-Healing Life Destroyer) 00:12	buy track
44.	Twat Like A Wizard's Sleeve (Gaping) 00:29	buy track
45.	Tramps Balls! (Implies Paedo!) 00:33	buy track
46.	Diddy Ride (Bristol Truck) 00:51	buy track
47.	Chon Jizzum! (Bareback) 00:31	buy track
48.	IT'S NOT LIKE I FINGERED YOUR SISTER (much) 01:01	buy track
49.	Finger Bang Death Infection (Cystitis) 00:33	buy track
50.	Slippery Twat (Slathered Thighs) 00:32	buy track
51.	Bum Bandit (Arse Tickler) 00:48	buy track
52.	The Clapping Fish (The Playful Salmon) 00:55	buy track
53.	Barse? 00:17	buy track
54.	Grundle? 00:23	buy track
55.	Mummy's Wrong Hole (eXclusive OR) 00:30	buy track
56.	Shit Nugget (Ring-Wrecking Sharp Turd) 00:31	buy track
57.	Spunk Trench (Forgotten Godliness?) 00:45	buy track
58.	Nork Horse (Bucktooth Jug-Carrier) 00:45	buy track
59.	Purple-Headed Yoghurt Chucker (Love Truncheon) 01:07	buy track
60.	Fuck Stick (The Gear) 01:04	buy track
61.	Bucket Fanny (Cavern Cunt) 00:44	buy track
62.	Vaginal Fishy Discharge (Tench Stench) 01:54	buy track
63.	Cunt Flaps (Snail's Doorstep) 00:21	buy track
64.	Knob End (Clit Puncher) 00:42	buy track
65.	The Badly-Packed Kebab (Beef Curtains) 01:17	buy track
66.	Scales Whilst Defecating (07/02/2014) 00:37	buy track

about

Composed on the roads of South America during December 2013 - March 2014, until some horrible Chilean cunts stole everything we had in the town of Calama on 15th March 2014. Fortunately everything apart from the final seven tracks was backed up on Dropbox. This album is dedicated to getting over shit when the world is full of utter cunts.

credits

released July 28, 2014

All music by HARD MAN. "SCALES WHILST DEFECATING" features a rant by DJ Laundromat.

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HARD MAN Carrickfergus, UK

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